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[abracanabra]

I was on the bus on the way to work this morning when I realized I had my shirt on inside-out. Fortunately, I was wearing an undershirt, so I just took off the outer layer, reversed it, and put it back on.

Adulthood FAIL, undershirt WIN.

Comments

[mmerriam.livejournal.com]

Yes, but wearing your shirt inside-out is a sure way to hide yourself from the fey!

[cloudscudding.livejournal.com]

And you never know when you're in danger...they're sneaky like that.

This is no Lie...

[wizzy.livejournal.com]

I once put my underpants on backwards....

Later at work, I had to peeeeeee like a race horse. Imagine my embarrassement while standing at the urinal with a group of guys frantically searching for my fly hole inside of my jeans.

I had to drop my pants to the floor to get my relief.

I pay attention now when I dress myself. :)

Re: This is no Lie...

[cloudscudding.livejournal.com]

Wow...what a time to notice! Yikes.

Re: This is no Lie...

[wizzy.livejournal.com]

Yeah....and if I had to go #2? I might have invented another way to protect the butt cheeks from picking up some disease on the public restroom toilet seat. :)

Of course it would have been extrememly difficult holding the fly hole open. :)

Have a good night :)

[utilitygeek.livejournal.com]

Earlier this week, I started to put my shoes on the wrong feet. Last week, I put a tshirt on backwards.
In my defense, I fixed both before leaving the bedroom, and the tshirt has printing back and front that aren't immediately identifyable as either.

But, yeah. Pre-caffeine me is not alert.

[cloudscudding.livejournal.com]

I'd been awake for a couple of hours! I'd even had caffeine! Le sigh.