Happy Birthday, Phil!

Today is the Mad Scientist's birthday! We're celebrating with the party on Saturday, but, y'know, it's today!

A big one, too...he's now 30 and officially Old.

Damn, I should have gotten him a shotgun. Then he could sit on the front porch and holler at the damn kids to get off his lawn. I know this is a cherished dream of his.

Sour patch kids candy just isn't quite the same.