Photograph: Monster
Jul. 14th, 2012 06:51 pmAs this series of photos shows, my baby has a pretty good survival instinct.
What these photos don't show is the little girl there with her parents who kept saying, "Monster, Mommy! Monster! Mommy, monster! Monster, Mommy!" She was rather distressed that the rest of us were not reacting appropriately. I told her it was a bear and she gave me this look, as if to say, "Lady, I've seen bears in cartoons and in children's books. I have a bear. That's not a bear. That's a fuckin' MONSTER!"
Yes, there were in fact swearwords in her expression.




What these photos don't show is the little girl there with her parents who kept saying, "Monster, Mommy! Monster! Mommy, monster! Monster, Mommy!" She was rather distressed that the rest of us were not reacting appropriately. I told her it was a bear and she gave me this look, as if to say, "Lady, I've seen bears in cartoons and in children's books. I have a bear. That's not a bear. That's a fuckin' MONSTER!"
Yes, there were in fact swearwords in her expression.



