Mar. 6th, 2006

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Me: Ah, so you're waking up! You should get up; the house is warm now. (leans over for kiss)
Muse: Agh! You lied to me! You're cold, and therefore, the house is cold. Because you're cold-blooded, like a lizard. You're always the exact temperature of the surroundings. (shivers) Go find yourself a rock to sun yourself on, woman! I'm staying in bed forever.

Me: Hey, Jon, what do you think of "Blood Mother, Ice Mother" as a short story title?
[livejournal.com profile] malcubed: Sounds like a great insult!

Me:I can't use prismatic.
Muse: What are you trying to describe?
Me: A carapace of ice forming around her heart.
Muse: What?
Me: (sigh) Ice crystals.
Muse: They sparkle? Like a sparkly-sparkly? They're shiny. Like a shiny demon.

Last but not least, WTF quotes from the tax forms:
* "Certain whaling captains may be able to claim a charitable deduction for whale hunting expenses. See Gifts to Charity on page A-6 for more details."
* "Examples of Medical and Dental Payments You Cannot Deduct [...] Illegal operations or drugs."
* "Contributions You Cannot Deduct [...] Value of blood given to a blood bank."

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