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1. It is really not okay to park somebody in at a restaurant.
2. When you sit on the patio for 5-10 minutes as the waiter tries to find the driver, and then you say, "Oh! I was wondering if it was me!" followed by a silly-me giggle and, "I thought that car must be driven by somebody that works here!" because that car is not as nice as yours? It makes us hope that you get carjacked.
For the record, parking in people of a presumed lower socioeconomic class than you is not okay either! Got it, bitch?
2. When you sit on the patio for 5-10 minutes as the waiter tries to find the driver, and then you say, "Oh! I was wondering if it was me!" followed by a silly-me giggle and, "I thought that car must be driven by somebody that works here!" because that car is not as nice as yours? It makes us hope that you get carjacked.
For the record, parking in people of a presumed lower socioeconomic class than you is not okay either! Got it, bitch?