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abracanabraDrs apt soon.
I fully expect to be told I'm having lots of Braxton-Hicks contractions (practice ones that mean nothing).
Phil fully expects me to be told that I'm on bed-rest.
But it's pregnancy! Anything could happen! Flying monkeys could come out of my cervix!
Edited to add: And the verdict is--nothing. Nothing's going on, nothing to see here, folks, move along. (No flight-capable monkeys.) Baby is still ridiculously high up and not making any plans to come out soon, despite whatever discomfort I may be feeling.
I fully expect to be told I'm having lots of Braxton-Hicks contractions (practice ones that mean nothing).
Phil fully expects me to be told that I'm on bed-rest.
But it's pregnancy! Anything could happen! Flying monkeys could come out of my cervix!
Edited to add: And the verdict is--nothing. Nothing's going on, nothing to see here, folks, move along. (No flight-capable monkeys.) Baby is still ridiculously high up and not making any plans to come out soon, despite whatever discomfort I may be feeling.
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Date: 2011-07-15 02:37 pm (UTC)It would take at least several minutes for their wings to dry sufficiently to provide flight capability.
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Date: 2011-07-15 02:58 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-15 03:03 pm (UTC)